Title: Best mathematical equations for life
Best mathematical equations for life!
 
This is the best I have read in a long time.

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
 
 
Equation 2
 
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
 
Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey
 
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
 
 
Equation 3
 
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
 
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
 
 
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
 
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
 
 
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Donkey....

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily toge ther!
 
 
Please Ignore If You are Married......
Authored by: Rahul Bhanot on Fri, Aug 13th, 2010 at 12:00 AM
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